Problem?

So, it seemed that

laurensterling:

chasefuckingevans:

…can we fuck first?

It depends…would you admit you sent those flowers or…

…seriously, Sterling? You’re still on about the fucking flowers? Just accept the fact that they were a fucking anonymous gift!

So, it seemed that

laurensterling:

chasefuckingevans:

Yeah, yeah, don’t get your knickers in a twist—I’m fine, Sterling. Though you—you—-are a devious little minx, you know that? 

Okay, sorry. That’s good. Mmm, so you want to cuddle tonight? 

…can we fuck first?

So, it seemed that

laurensterling:

Same as usual? Everything’s okay, then? Yep, you got me. I’m horny as fuck and want you to come over right this instant. Just kidding, it’s cuddle night. 

Yeah, yeah, don’t get your knickers in a twist—I’m fine, Sterling. Though you—you—-are a devious little minx, you know that? 

So, it seemed that

laurensterling:

Mmhm, okay, Chase. I believe you, definitely. Oh, but how have you been? 

…you better fucking believe me, Sterling. And I’m fine, yeah—same as usual. How are you, love? And oh, do feel free to answer with “horny as fuck”.

So, it seemed that

laurensterling:

You should really just start owning up to it, this is like the fourth time. I like them, though. Thank you. 

Oi, stop it! I didn’t send you any fucking flowers, for the last fucking time. You’re delusional, Sterling. But ah…you liked them, yeah? That’s…good, then. 

So, it seemed that

laurensterling:

Come on, Chase. I know it was you! 

I—fuck you, Sterling. I didn’t send you flowers! Why would I send you flowers? Just—you—no. No. 

So, it seemed that

laurensterling:

Someone left another bouquet of flowers outside my door again…

…yeah? Should I be getting worried, Sterling? Got yourself a secret admirer, hmm?

In a great fucking mood.

jenneferthornton:

Yes, I have seen you. You’re okay. …Touche, douchebag.

Okay? Seriously? I’m fucking flawless, Thornton, and—oi. Watch it with the name-calling, yeah? Such a dirty mouth for such a pretty girl. 

(Source: harlowstevens)

In a great fucking mood.

jenneferthornton:

You’re one to talk, assface. Yes, ma’am, we’re in love. However gay that sounds.

Oi! My face is the farthest thing from arse-like, thanks. Have you seen me? I’m fucking gorgeous. Eh, well, considering the fact that you’re both ladies…worrying about sounding gay is a bit redundant, yeah? 

(Source: harlowstevens)

In a great fucking mood.

jenneferthornton:

Yeah, I’m sort of great.

Cocky, too. She also said that the two of you were in love—yeah?

(Source: harlowstevens)

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